Good morning, Netizens...

It's a moderately-civil Sunday morning on the cusp of a vagrant rainstorm, and as I wander into the Virtual Ballroom I hear the All-Star Ghostly Church Choir singing an old favorite irreverent hymn from the Virtual Ballroom hymnal.

I fell down on my knees every Sunday

At Zerelda Lee’s candy store

Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus

Make me feel good inside

Got to be a chocolate Jesus

Keep me satisfied

As written and performed by Tom Waits.

Dave

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