Good morning, Netizens...
It's a moderately-civil Sunday morning on the cusp of a vagrant rainstorm, and as I wander into the Virtual Ballroom I hear the All-Star Ghostly Church Choir singing an old favorite irreverent hymn from the Virtual Ballroom hymnal.
I fell down on my knees every
At Zerelda Lee’s candy store
Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
As written and performed by Tom Waits.