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FRIDAY, DEC. 2, 2005, 5:44 P.M.

Top Cutlines — 12/2/05

Country singer LeAnn Rimes meets Santa after performing as part of a MasterCard "A Home for the Holidays" promotion this week. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. Santa thinking "If only I really could see her when she is sleeping, and know when she is naughty or nice ..." LeAnn saying: "Santa I want ... (Santa still thinking) LeAnn: "Up here Santa. Did you hear me?" Santa: "Hum, oh I'm sorry I was just thinking what a nice girl you are." LeAnn: "Yea right you dirty old man" --

2. Santa makes mental note to add his name to the "naughty list" when he gets home - Family Phil.

3. Ho, ho, ho, what would you like for Christmas, LeAnn? A career again -- His Bobness.

HM: A Token Democrat

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.