Country singer LeAnn Rimes meets Santa after performing as part of a MasterCard “A Home for the Holidays” promotion this week. You write the cutline.
1. Santa thinking “If only I really could see her when she is sleeping, and know when she is naughty or nice …” LeAnn saying: “Santa I want … (Santa still thinking) LeAnn: “Up here Santa. Did you hear me?” Santa: “Hum, oh I’m sorry I was just thinking what a nice girl you are.” LeAnn: “Yea right you dirty old man” —
2. Santa makes mental note to add his name to the “naughty list” when he gets home - Family Phil.
3. Ho, ho, ho, what would you like for Christmas, LeAnn? A career again — His Bobness.
HM: A Token Democrat
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