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Top Cutlines -- 12/21/05

24 Santas ride the SheiKra rollercoaster at Busch Gardens in Tampa, Fla., earlier today. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. Busch Gardens managers misunderstood their insurance company's contract that had two dozen clauses promoting safety on their new ride-- John Austin; and: New York City Salvation Army bell ringers explore another alternate mode of transportation into downtown Manhattan -- PDX Pup.

2. On the 24th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 24 dirty pants, 23 flying beards, 22 clenched hands.....five falling Santas.... and a ride operator laughing with glee -- A Token Democrat.

3. "So this is what happens when the EPA outlaws Reindeer poop" -- Bayview Herb.

HM: PF Dad

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.






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