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Top Cutlines — 12/21/05

24 Santas ride the SheiKra rollercoaster at Busch Gardens in Tampa, Fla., earlier today. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. Busch Gardens managers misunderstood their insurance company’s contract that had two dozen clauses promoting safety on their new ride— John Austin; and: New York City Salvation Army bell ringers explore another alternate mode of transportation into downtown Manhattan — PDX Pup.

2. On the 24th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 24 dirty pants, 23 flying beards, 22 clenched hands…..five falling Santas…. and a ride operator laughing with glee — A Token Democrat.

3. “So this is what happens when the EPA outlaws Reindeer poop” — Bayview Herb.

HM: PF Dad

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D.F. Oliveria is a columnist and blogger for The Spokesman-Review. Print Huckleberries is a past winner of the Herb Caen Memorial Column contest by the National Association of Newspaper Columnists. The Readership Institute of Northwestern University cited this blog as a good example of online community journalism.

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