24 Santas ride the SheiKra rollercoaster at Busch Gardens in Tampa, Fla., earlier today. You write the cutline.
1. Busch Gardens managers misunderstood their insurance company's contract that had two dozen clauses promoting safety on their new ride-- John Austin; and: New York City Salvation Army bell ringers explore another alternate mode of transportation into downtown Manhattan -- PDX Pup.
2. On the 24th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 24 dirty pants, 23 flying beards, 22 clenched hands.....five falling Santas.... and a ride operator laughing with glee -- A Token Democrat.
3. "So this is what happens when the EPA outlaws Reindeer poop" -- Bayview Herb.
HM: PF Dad
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