Issue: Joel Connelly/PI has produced a column in which he gives tongue-in-cheek gifts to public figures and institutions here.

Example: "To Bill O'Reilly, the high-rated, self-absorbed Fox News Channel host: a new piece of theme music in the form of Carly Simon's most famous lyric. 'You're so vain. I bet you think this song is about you.'"

Question: What Valentine's Day gift would you like to give to a public figure or institution?

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