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Peanut Gallery (Your editorial stunk)

DF,

Your editorial today stunk like wet dog fur. Let me ask you . . . in the shower do you wash your feet first, then work your way up to your shampoo? Why does no one except the EPA do that? I always start from the top and work down. Why does Dick Harwood's appreciation of the laws of gravity ("Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.") so offend? Even if you buy into the zero-gravity theory, what makes you think EPA will keep its word? Has it ever? Please provide one example. Damn, Ollie, when has the hiring of a bureaucrat ever solved an environmental problem? If I didn't have a book to finish I'd drive over there and skin you alive.

Deepee


DFO: If Deepee's right, it wouldn't be my first editorial stinker. Charlie Kramer from Benewah County thought it was right on. I'll provide a link, but I'm not sure they're working now here.



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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.