Tongue firmly cheeked, Bearable Bob offers his version of the BCSO Police Report re: the lemonade stand bust:

Arrived upon an illegal kool-aid/lemonade distribution structure. Suspect stated "I'm trying to make some money to buy my mom a present." Explained to suspect he was in violation of city ordinance 4.5(c). Suspect stated "you're a poopyhead!" at which point I ordered him to the ground at gunpoint. Suspect attempted to retrieve a semi automatic high velocity watergun (Super-Soaker) from beneath his illegal Kool-aid/Lemonade distribution structure at which point I tasered him. Taser over-fire hit his small domestic canine named "Sparky" Suspect booked at 1645.

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