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Photo of the Day w/Top Cutlines — 7/14/05

Jessica Simpson (as Daisy) and co-stars Darrell and his other brother, Darrell, in a scene from "Dukes of Hazzard." You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. Jessica: "How long do I have to stand here pushing my girls together with this stupid smile on my face before those boys quit watching Sports Center and turn around and notice me!" -- Bre.

2. Johnny Knoxville: "$50 bucks says Rove did it."
Sean William Scott: "You're on."
Jessica Simpson: "Who's Karl Rove?"
Johnny Knoxville: "Jessica, he's only George Bush's most imporant aide."
Jessica Simpson: "Who's George Bush?" -- The Heimlich Maneuver.

3. Two dud's and a dippity-do star in: "Dud's of Hazzard, A Sleazy Insult" -- Lesley Presley.

HM: Bearable Bob.




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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.