How to tell a recent female transplant to North Idaho...

Blonde hair (at least for this month)
Drives a forty thousand dollar Chevy Yukon which has never been in four wheel drive
Wears an Old Navy baseball cap with her ponytail sticking out the back
Double parks in front of Starbucks for her mid-morning saunter in for a double latte
Has a girl named Madison and a boy named Dylan
Has a Golden Retriever with a red bandanna around their neck (and insists on taking the mutt to public events)
Her idea of a good burger is one cooked on reynolds wrap on hubby's $2500.00 gas grill
Favorite Wine, "I'm bored here."

Stopthecrazygrowth

STCG: OK ... who wants to try next? Maybe a male description to start with:

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