People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals protest in front of the Rhode Island Statehouse this week. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

In A League of His Own: Detective Thorn discovers the source for Soylent Green is not soybeans or plankton. "Soylent Green is people!" -- Side Note.

1. "O.K., I found Carl Sr. Where's Carls Jr.?" -- Dave Tolle.

2. Grant Larson, manager of the downtown Cupertino Wendy's restaurant, opens a recent shipment of chili ingredients -- Family Phil.

3. Do you have blondes? -- Upclose.

Honorable Mention: "Wow, they should really clean these things before they package them" -- Gary Cuff.

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