APhoto Fix: Broadcaster John Madden, left, looks out of the booth as partner Al Michaels does a pre-game report before the Hall of Fame game in this Aug. 5, 2002 photo, in Canton, Ohio. Madden is joining NBC as a game analyst for the network's newly acquired "Sunday Night Football."

An autopsy on Terri Schiavo backed her husband's contention that she was in a persistent vegetative state, finding that she had massive and irreversible brain damage and was blind, the medical examiner's office said Wednesday. It also found no evidence that she was strangled or otherwise abused, according to the AP here.

1. Political 'Toon Fix: Daryl Cagle & Co. provide a roundup of Michael Jackson 'toons here.

2. Humor Fix: "This just in -- Saddam Hussein would like his trial moved to Santa Maria, California" -- David Letterman.

3. My Way Fix: This Day in History here, Today's Birthdays here and Word of the Day here.

4. Top of the News Fix: Sneddon: No nude photos of Jackson here, KC abortionist accused of eating fetuses here, GOP senators may make 69 retirement age here, Mess hall bombing kills 26 Iraqi soldiers here, and Bush, XXX-rated world intersect here.

5. Click It Or Ticket Fix: "The justifications used for "Click It or Ticket" can easily provide the template for government control of our diets and other lifestyle features," sez Walter Williams here.

6. Opinion Fix: U.S. Sen. James Inhoff/USA Today (Global warming evidence underwhelming), Michelle Malkin/Townhall (Snobs on "The View"), James Glassman/Tech Central Station (Housing bubble overblown), Kathleen Parker/Townhall (Where have all ze real men gone?), and Thomas Hibbs/National Review ("Batman Begins").

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