In the Sauce for the Gander category, a Times Square billboard will soon reveal a dirty little secret of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals: The animal rightists have killed more than 10,000 dogs, cats and other animals at its Virginia headquarters here.

1. Political 'Toon Fix: Chuck Asay (Censorship), Monte Wolverton (Over A Barrel), and Chip Bok (Blair's victory).

2. Humor Fix: "On Monday, President Bush attended Russia's celebration commemorating the 60th anniversary of the allied forces victory over Nazi Germany. Bush and his host Vladimir Putin reportedly got along quite well during the event, except when at the end of the parade of Russian military troops and vehicles, George said "Is that all you got?" and busted out laughing" -- Dennis Miller.

3. My Way Fix: This Day in History here, Today's Birthdays here, and Positive Quote here.

4. Top of the News Fix: Runaway Bride action figure doll for sale here, Dem Reid shows no remorse for calling Bush "loser" here, Nixon's son-in-law to challenge Hillary here, Letter report cards dumped in Florida here, and Dems turn to values-oriented pastor for answers here.

5. Network TV Bias: A Media Reality Check survey shows network TV news shows have used labels for conservatives six times more than for liberals since Dubya's re-election six months ago here.

6. Opinion Fix: James A. Baker III & Edwin Meese III/NY Times (Bolton is the man), Myrna Blyth/Ladies Home Journal (Making mother smile), Roger Kimball/The New Criterion (Retaking the universities), Michelle Malkin/michellemalkin.com (In praise of police), and John Stossel/Townhall.com (Health hype).

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