Contestants in the Miss Universe beauty pageant wear scuba masks as the get ready to snorkel near Phi Phi Ley island off the coast of Phuket, Thailand today. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. If men had to clean the bathroom they would be a little more thoughtful! -- Upclose.

2. In a scene from The Brady Bunch Lost Episodes: Jan is knocked out by a wayward coconut; yet finds herself a finalist in the Miss Teen Hawaii competition only to later awaken and discover it had all been a dream -- Side Note.

3. Blonde: I guess it's not real important that I don't know how to swim, since we'll be diving -- John Galt.

Honorable Mention: What’s the rule, don’t regurgitate your food 30 minutes before swimming? -- The Edge.

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