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THURSDAY, NOV. 3, 2005, 5:58 P.M.

Top Cutlines/Thursday — 11/3/05

Student leaders from Notre Dame de Sion High School in Kansas City, Mo., shelter themselves from the wind in a box during the kickoff for the annual Food for Thought can food drive. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines

1. "Ok guys, we have to start thinking of how we're going to help the homeless this year."

"well I think we should start by giving them some J-Lo perfume."

"ya, and I can give away some of my old Gucci bags, that will make them sooo much more stylish!"

"That lady over there definatly needs some crest whitening strips, her teeth are like yellow" -- Bre.

2. Notre Dame de Sion High School is known as one of the strictest of Catholic schools anywhere. Because their skirts did not meet the knee-length requirement, these girls earned a "night in the box" -- Side Note.

3. (Somewhere in deep space orbit between Athol and Uranus)

Zoltan The Terrible: "We will commence the vaporisation of earth." Karok the Rampager: "Why now?" Zoltan The Terrible: "The Overlord commands this, he has waited 12 days for the return of the cutline contest and all he got was 4 girls in a box." Karok the Rampager: "Of course, and Doug Clark wasn't that funny either" -- His Bobness.

HM: A Token Democrat

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.