…Or whatcha gonna do when Hayden dumps 144,000 gallons of poo into your drinking water upstream?
1. Sell your home to a rich, unsuspecting Californian and move to another part of town.
2. Figure out whom to sue.
3. Look up A-Q-U-I-F-E-R in the dictionary.
4. Take the Alfred E. Neumann approach: What? Me Worry?
5. Beware of the floaties coming out of the tap.