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Fri., Nov. 11, 2005, 10:23 a.m.

Razzberries …

...Or whatcha gonna do when Hayden dumps 144,000 gallons of poo into your drinking water upstream?

1. Sell your home to a rich, unsuspecting Californian and move to another part of town.

2. Figure out whom to sue.

3. Look up A-Q-U-I-F-E-R in the dictionary.

4. Take the Alfred E. Neumann approach: What? Me Worry?

5. Beware of the floaties coming out of the tap.

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.