Issue: Apple Cup: WSU's lost season: No matter how many yards the Cougars gain, they come up short in the only statistic that counts/Seattle PI

DFO: It still matters who wins, right?

Question: Do you have any good WSU/UW jokes for the Apple Cup (OK, OK, both teams are a joke)? Or, can you provide a good argument why your team is going to win the Apple Cup?

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