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Wed., Nov. 23, 2005, 5:13 p.m.

Top Cutlines — 11/23/05

I'm not trying to be gratuitous here. I don't think Mariah Carey's sexy in this awful dress. Rather, I wonder, what was she thinking when she decided to wear it to accept the award for favorite soul/rhythm & blues female artist at the 33rd annual American Music Awards in Los Angeles Tuesday? You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. Mariah Carey keeps us abreast of the obvious effects of gravity -- John Austin.

2. Sadly, Mariah Carey's cousin, Drew, has similar chest proportions -- Side Note. And: Finally they killed the mic, Mariah kept talking anyway as it was clear she had something to get off her chest -- His Bobness.

3. Unless the best adjective to describe one's breasts is "perky", one should not expose this much flesh -- Jane Q. Citizen.

HM: Lesley Presley

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.