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Top Cutlines — 11/30/05

Poker pro Phil Laak plays a game of poker about 30 feet below sea level in the first ever underwater poker tournament, hosted by, at the 2nd Annual Caribbean Poker Classic in St. Kitts Tuesday. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. “For the last time, Karl, we’re not playing ‘Go Fish’” — Out of Stater Tater; and: Phil knew that he had his opponent in a bind when he suddenly felt the water get warmer — Dang.

2. Mother crab, finding her son with chips he has taken from the players: “Share those with your sister. Don’t be shellfish” — John Austin.

3. “You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, Know when to swim away and know when to dive. You never count your clams when you’re sittin’ at the table. Or the card shark that you’re playin’ with will eat you alive” — Family Phil.

HM: Thom George and A Token Democrat

For the rest of today’s clever cutlines, click here.

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D.F. Oliveria is a columnist and blogger for The Spokesman-Review. Print Huckleberries is a past winner of the Herb Caen Memorial Column contest by the National Association of Newspaper Columnists. The Readership Institute of Northwestern University cited this blog as a good example of online community journalism.

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