Top Cutlines/Wednesday — 10/5/05
California's Happy Cows prepare for their close-ups during filming of two new television commercials promoting Real California Cheese debuting nationally this fall. You write the cutline.
Top Cutlines:
1. (tie) "Yeah, baby, work it. Love the camera. Give me a little turn, look back over your shoulder. Oh yeah, baby, that's delicious, udderly delicious" -- A Token Democrat.< />
And: "Excuse me! where is my butt double? I'm not doing this scene without my butt double. Did you separate my oats and hay? I will only drink my water from a bottle, I will not drink from a trough! Where is my non-fat double shot latte?!" The production crew soon realized that working with cows was not going to be easier than working with human celebrities -- Bre.
2. Mad, who me? I’m not mad, what makes you say that, as a matter of fact I’ve never been mad about anything. OK, I’m a little upset over this line of questioning but I’m certainly not MAD -- Whatever (both of Whatever's entry are top-3 calibre but I liked this one slightly better).
3. Becoming celebrities was the best thing that ever happened to Mildred and Bertha, so they decided to milk it for all that it's worth -- Family Phil.
HM: Whippersnapper
