Real campers don't have holding tanks.
Real campers are not five miles from the beer.
Real campers don't have cell phones.
Real campers don't camp at KOA's.
Real campers don't camp next to Honey Buckets.
Fancy campers have umbrellas on their picnic tables.
Fancy campers have satellite dishes.
Fancy campers walk over to a restaurant.
Fancy campers pay for the camping space.
Fancy campers see the pavement.
Which one are you?
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