OK, we know Barbara Bush thinks poor people should be happy living in a football stadium after losing their homes and loved ones. Well, they are poor anyway. Football stadiums are cool! OK, here is my poll. Please choose one of the following as to where poor people might think Barbara Bush would be happy living:
1. In a really deep flaming hot level of hell.
2. In a fancy restaurant where the French waiters ignore her repeated requests for a dessert menu.
3. In a morgue in New Orleans.
4. In the Happy Magical Sparkly Land Where the FEMA Fairies All Make Up Excuses and Blame Others.
5. Ritzville, Washington
6. Unbearable Bobness’s Basement. (See #1)
7. Rick Santorum’s conscience.
8. Rush Limbaugh’s medicine cabinet.
9. Michael Brown’s resume.
10. In a really deep flaming hot level of hell.
Bearable Bob
DFO: Forgive me, Dubya; I can’t resist creativity or polls here
D.F. Oliveria is a columnist and blogger for The Spokesman-Review. Huckleberries Online was judged the best 2008 Idaho newspaper blog by the Idaho Press Club. And the best 2007 news blog in the Pacific Northwest by the Society for Professional Journalist. Print Huckleberries is a past winner of the Herb Caen Memorial Column contest by the National Association of Newspaper Columnists. The Readership Institute of Northwestern University cited this blog as a good example of online community journalism.
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