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Fri., Sept. 9, 2005

Stebbijo’s Choice: Holy Crotch!

These are my husband's jeans. I am not Martha Stewart! What should I do?

1. Use super glue.
2. Use duct tape.
3. Sew a nice big patch over the hole.
4. Do nothing. They are good for more wear.

Your choice ...

Posted Sept. 9, 2005, 2:29 p.m.

D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.