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THURSDAY, SEPT. 15, 2005, 11:47 P.M.

Top Photo Cutlines of Thursday 9/15/05

Greenpeace protesters wearing penguin costumes demand that the national government deter farmers from destroying Argentina's native forest known as "Pizarro reserve" in front of the government house in Buenos Aires, Thursday. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. Fresh from receiving their marching orders from Howard Dean, the left-leaning splinter group, Planned Penguinhood, prepares to protest against John Roberts -- The Heimlich Maneuver.

2. One female penguin was quoted as saying "We walked 70 miles to meet our mates and all we get are these ugly guys! What a waste of energy!" -- ErinG; and: the first inter-species social didn't get off to a good start because everyone just stood around, waiting for the other to ask if they could "have this dance" -- Granati.

3. During his Argentina vacation, CDADave, right, is made an honorary member of the Buenos Aires police force. He soon leaves Argentina. "I didn't give up blogging in order to stand guard over morons in penguin suits," was the first line of Dave's new blog -- Side Note.

HM: H.C. and Whatever

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.