Former news anchors Tom Brokaw, left, and Dan Rather leave the stage after a tribute to news anchors during the 57th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday. You write the cutline.
1. Anchors Away: Dan wins the much-coveted "I've-Kept-My-Bald-Spot- Hidden-Better-Than-You" award -- Marianne Love.
2. Psst Dan, is it true that Keith Olberman and Al Franken were your real sources on that Texas Air national Guard Story? -- The Heimlich Maneuver; and: "So, Brit Hume, Bill O'Reilly, and Sean Hannity walk into this bar....ouch!" "I love that one Dan! tell me the one again about Rush Limbaugh and the pharmacist..." -- His Bobness.
3. Old anchors never die, they just change the channel -- A Token Democrat.
HM: Green Libertarian