A pair of geese and a Jungle Fowl chicken,
left, make themselves at home in a men’s restroom at the Houston Zoo Friday. The feathered friends were moved into the windowless concrete structure for safekeeping from the probable high winds from Hurricane Rita. You write the cutline.
1. Duane Hagadone has finally found a resort bathroom attendant who doesn’t mind working for chicken feed — Family Phil.
2. “This is the executive washroom. What’s the chicken doing in here?” — Whippersnapper. And: On the stall wall: 4 a Gud Time Call 1-800-QuackQuack, Ask 4 Daffy … and … Here I sit broken tailed tried to honk but only failed — Bobness.
3. The uncleanliness at MLB ballparks across the nation turned from gross to fowl — Bronx Boy.