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TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 2006, 5:04 P.M.

Top Cutlines — 4/4/06

In this photo obtained from TV news magazine, Inside Edition, actor Tom Cruise surprised Yahoo employees by bringing his girlfriend Katie Holmes onstage and showing off her very pregnant belly, at the companys quarterly Influential Speakers Event. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Jimmy Duvall)

Top Cutlines:

1. Tom: "Look at her belly. It's just so, so HUGE!" Katie: "Make one more size joke and I'll kick your a**." -- A Token D.

2. Announces Tom to everyone "And we all know that my Katie won't suffer from post-partum depression because she has me to keep her happy!" -- ErinG.

3. In conceivably his best Mission Impossible role, actor Tom Cruise pledges his life-long commitment to his latest love interest -- John Austin.


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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.