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Top Cutlines -- 4/6/06

Wayne State University hosts a mock funeral for Old Man Winter, played by mortuary science studies student Ray Staroscik Wednesday on campus in Detroit. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Free Press, Regina H. Boone)

Top Cutlines:

1. The low budget for the movie "Undead of Detroit" was glaringly obvious when the Wayne State mascot showed up in a crowd of zombies -- Whippersnapper.

2. AAAH! It's Barney! maybe If I just lie reeeally still, he won't come over -- HC.

3. Mortuary Science student Ray Staroscik showcases his "mortician's handiwork" and proves to the world that he will never be able to get a job as a mortician -- Digger.

HM: Dave Tolle




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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.









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