Wayne State University hosts a mock funeral for Old Man Winter, played by mortuary science studies student Ray Staroscik Wednesday on campus in Detroit. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Free Press, Regina H. Boone)
1. The low budget for the movie "Undead of Detroit" was glaringly obvious when the Wayne State mascot showed up in a crowd of zombies -- Whippersnapper.
2. AAAH! It's Barney! maybe If I just lie reeeally still, he won't come over -- HC.
3. Mortuary Science student Ray Staroscik showcases his "mortician's handiwork" and proves to the world that he will never be able to get a job as a mortician -- Digger.
HM: Dave Tolle