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Pony: Top 10 Things Newly Rich Idahoans Would Do

Top 10 things most Idaho residents would do if they got real rich real quick:

1. Blow stuff up
2. Blow more stuff up and sneer at cops
3. Drive noisy fast boats with trophy babes stirring up mai tais
4. Laugh at the little people
5. Cut in front of lines
6. Drive HUGE trucks and SUVs with really dark tinted windows.
7. Hog up all the good tables at restaraunts and lounges, tip 20% of your blood alcohol level X the current Fed rate.
8. Release 1000 white doves on your palatial grounds for your fat texan friends to shoot with expensive italian shotguns.
9. Hire Dang to write your biography.
10. Hire Bill McCrory to train your perimeter snipers on proper use of warning shots to scare the locals away from hiking on your property that they’ve all hiked on all their sad little lives until you bought it up and plan to clearcut the cedar groves to put in an ATV race track.

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D.F. Oliveria is a columnist and blogger for The Spokesman-Review. Print Huckleberries is a past winner of the Herb Caen Memorial Column contest by the National Association of Newspaper Columnists. The Readership Institute of Northwestern University cited this blog as a good example of online community journalism.

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