Ayla, a service monkey for the disabled, throws out the first pitch prior to a baseball game between the Boston Red Sox and Detroit Tigers at Fenway Park in Boston Wednesday evening. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa)
1. Ayla was a bit timid at first, making her first public appearance in years after suffering for so long serving as James Trafficant's hairpiece -- DanG.
2. The Rocket finds out the hard way that steroids DO have side-effects -- KaleJ.
3. The Mariners' GM may have misunderstood his boss when he was told to start looking at players from the farm club -- Thom George.
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