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HBOers Predict How Baughman Hubbub Will Play Out

3 HBOers offered scenarios re: how the e-mail controversy involving K-County Chief Deputy Prosecutor Rick Baughman will play out:

First Scenario (by Stebbijo): "I predict that a book will be written called the Pornologues. Douglas and Baughman will face an interrogation from Dr.Ruth and eventully become leading spokesmen on the social raminfications of pornography as part of their rehabilitation sentence. The money that is raised will go back into the county so the people can recover their losses."

Second Scenario (by MamaJD):

"I would rather watch Dr. Phil get a hold of Baughman than Dr. Ruth.

"Dr. Phil: My staff tells me that you regularly email your co-workers videos that have included a man dressed as a shark having sexual relations with an obese woman and another of a naked man getting mounted by an aroused donkey. And that there are many other pictures you send around if a similar nature.

"Baughman: Yes, this is true, BUT this is harmless and meant to be fun.

"Dr. Phil: Yet, you continue to deny that this is a problem. How's that working for you?"

Third Scenario (by Bob):

I'd rather watch Dr. Hawkeye Pierce get hold of him.

"Hawkeye: OK, Beej, he's out, you ready?
BJ: I've got the ball bearings.
Hawkeye: We shouldn't be doing this.
BJ: Well, he can't be trusted his real ones.
Hawkeye: Well, that's true.
BJ: He'll be noisy though.
Hawkeye: The secretaries will hear him clanking a mile away.
BJ: Scalpel!"

Question: Your scenario?

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.