An unwelcome goose is shooed away by Marla Eddrief, second from left, as she and her husband Edward, pose for photographer Hal Fleener at Hpward Amopn Park in Richland, Wash., Monday. The couple was married Saturday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Tri-City Herald, Paul T. Erickson)
1. “..any reason that these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace.”
Goose: AFLAC! — Whippersnapper.
2. The obtrusive bird didn’t think he was fowling things up, as he figured “Everyone likes a shot of Grey Goose straight up…” — PDX Pup.
3. “Honk, honk! Weddings alway make me cry. Where’s my hanky, Honk” — KaleJ.
For the rest of the cutline entries, click here.