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Thu., Feb. 9, 2006, 5:21 p.m.

Top Cutlines — 2/9/06

Pentwater High School student Whitney VanZoeren, left, applies a mask of peanut butter to the face of Dana Early as the juniors prepare for Wednesday homecoming activity, the popcorn toss, in Pentwater, Mich. The object is to get as many popcorn kernels to stick to the peanut butter as possible. You write the cutline. (AP photo)

Top Cutlines:

1. Alrighty, Tammy Faye, now that the natural base is applied we can move on to the blush -- Whatever.

2. They told her she had to quit smoking to heal properly, but the French woman who received a face transplant last November just wouldn't listen -- Family Phil.

3. "...if you think my face is a mess, you should see the mirror after i popped this sucker" -- Granati.

HM: Whippersnapper

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.