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Top Cutlines — 2/15/06

A scene from the 130th annual Westminster Kennel Club dog show on Valentine’s Day in New York. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

Top Cutlines:

1. Fritz, the talking dog, is ejected from the competition as a fraud when he answers “Bark” (what’s on the outside of a tree), “Roof” (on top of a house) and “Ruth” (best ballplayer.) Afterward, he looks up at his owner and says “DiMaggio?” — John Austin.

2. If you make me do one more stupid trick or make me eat one more of those dry nasty treats, I’m swear I’m going to pee on you — Bre.

3. Oh don’t be so fussy…remember how much you like it when the judge checks under your tail? (tail wags) That’s my baby doggy! — Bob.

HM: Dave Tolle & Whippersnapper

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