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Top Cutlines — 2/16/06

A Greylag Goose, with what appears to be a toothpick in its nostril, is shown Wednesday at Jerry Ivey Park in Salina, Kan. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Kathy Shogren)

Top Cutlines:

1. Burt, the "pick" of the gaggle, trying to add an AFLAC tat to his backside, is goosed instead -- John Austin.

2. Goosey and his friends stopped at the restaurant cashier for a toothpick, but he got stuck with the bill -- Jesse Tinsley.

3. Mother Goose is having a mid-life crisis -- Family Phil.

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.