A Greylag Goose, with what appears to be a toothpick in its nostril, is shown Wednesday at Jerry Ivey Park in Salina, Kan. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Kathy Shogren)
1. Burt, the “pick” of the gaggle, trying to add an AFLAC tat to his backside, is goosed instead — John Austin.
2. Goosey and his friends stopped at the restaurant cashier for a toothpick, but he got stuck with the bill — Jesse Tinsley.
3. Mother Goose is having a mid-life crisis — Family Phil.
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