Apple Sider: "egarding facial hair, I've been clean shaven, worn a full beard, mustache, and a goatee. I disagree that goatees are hip. Goatees were hip like 15 years ago when Andre Agassi and Bruce Willis first shaved their bald heads and started wearing them. They were hip then, but now everyone wears them and they seem kind of tired. Take the mullet as an example, Billy Ray Cyrus started a trend that lasted too long since it takes awhile to grow a good mullet. Right now I'm working on the long, shaggy hair look with a full beard, and looking very Bohemian. Iwonder what would happen if Morrison decided to wear a mullet."

DFO: I keep wearing my stache and wait for the fad cycles to catch up/slow down occasionally, so I can be considered with it. What's in today, follically speaking?

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