1. Blurkers and Anonymous posters getting up the nerve to attend a Huckleberries Online blogfest.
2. Zeta Tau Alpha sorority sisters at Auburn University Montgomery trying to break the record for most people in one place wearing Groucho Marx glasses.
3. Austrian Olympic biathletes and cross-country skiers meeting the press after a weekend drug raid at the Olympic Village.
4. Groupies vying to become the future Mrs. Adam Morrison.
5. Bearable Bob’s online cheering section reacting to a successful cluster blogging run on Bush, Cheney, Rethuglicans and wingnuts.