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Fri., Jan. 27, 2006, 5:12 p.m.

Top Cutlines — 1/27/06

Greg Heil chases after his ski-easy-chair after he spilled and it got away from him as he participated in recent furniture races at the Bruce Mound Winter Sports Area, near Merrillan, Wis. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The News-Herald, Dan Young)

Top Cutline:

1. Melissa Johnson, of Mount Hood Oregon, patented her latest invention, the anti-lounger, which she claims can not be caught by any man. Melissa was quoted as saying “this little honey gets my man off his fat a** and out doing his chores” -- Whatever.

2. X-treme sports networks work out bugs on new interactive viewer stations. Greg chases down his seat after a bathroom break goes bad -- KaleJ.

3. Greg, a former couch potato, makes a video of his new exercise program to sell on the Home Shopping Network -- A Token D.

HM: Bob (welcome back)

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.