Side Note: "Speaking of sex being out there, two words: freak dancing. Tonight my job took me to the late night club scene and, my gosh, the freak dancing was completely sexual in nature. I won't go into detail but it was simulated sex acts of all types on the dance floor. When a kinda cute young asian woman started freak dancing at me, I'm not making this up, and trying to get me to freak dance with her I freaked out and told her I was working and couldn't dance."
DFO: Our good friend Side Note from west of the Cascades is no prude. By the nature of his job, he pokes his nose into all parts of area life in his community. If he sez "freak dancing" (which some call simulated sex on the dance floor) is over the top, no one should argue.