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Tue., Jan. 31, 2006, 2:22 p.m.

HBO — to Bob 2

Bearable Bob: "I think to make attending Brokeback Mtn a litmus test for the tolerance of homosexuality is beyond absurd. It's, it's, it's BLOGSURD. I'm incredibly tolerant of homosexuals but I have no INTENT on seeing that movie. I want my cowboys stupid and insensitive. I want them saving up their buffalo nickels for trollops in Dodge City...NOT THIS."

DFO: Bob, this is why I missed you from pre-Christmas on. I couldn't have said this without being banished to outer darkness as an incorrigible Neanderthal (which, come to think of it, may not be that far off). Your comment is a coffee-spitter. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship -- ah, a beautiful platonic one, that is.


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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.