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Top Cutlines -- 7/13/06

David Profeta, in red, gives direction to Miss Ecuador, Karry Lopez, while preparing for a 2006 Miss Universe pageant photograph in Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif., this morning. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Lucas Jackson)

Top Cutlines

In A League of His Own: John Austin explains to Karry, "Atoll you, universe bikini I've ever seen" -- Family Phil.

1. "Listen Karry, if Sara from that F-Words blog shows up and tries to talk you out of this because 'it objectifies the female form in a vomit soaked confetti world of beer gutted men' you just wave and we'll get security" -- Bob.

2. "Karry, you are in America now. Where everyone speaks English. If you get stuck just Press 2 for Spanish" -- VFW.

3. Coincidentally, this is the last photo ever taken of Miss Afghanistan, Miss Iran, Miss Yemen, Miss Saudi Arabia, Miss Lebanon, Miss Syria, Miss Jordan -- Whippersnapper.

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