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Andrews: In Ode To Thong Man

There once was a man in a thong
Showing his buns to the throng.
The people were blinded, but not many minded;
They hoped to stay blinded for long.

Along came a thirsty boy, and
Thinking it was a machine.
Slipped a quarter in -
and couldn’t get it out again!

And Thong Man he parted, and oh how he started!
Said he “this is a sad day.”
“For a Coke machine I’m not, I was only hot”;
“Now the quarter’s in there to stay!”

Brent Andrews

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