Reba (with leash) and goatfriend Vivian at the Ontario County Fair in Canandaigua. N.Y., on Tuesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Daily Messenger, Vasiliy Baziuk)
1. I know I promised you pearls Viv, but all I have is an 'unchained Melody' (note the goat behind) -- Marmitetoasty.
2. "Ya know, Viv, I think this new lip piercing is really cool. This morning ALL the boys were staring at me" -- A Token D.
3. "I'm not kiddin', Viv, I need your help to ace this chain. It's the leash you can do for me" -- John Austin.
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