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Fly: “Al Zarqawi Discovers Hell Not Heaven


Illustration/Fly-on-the-Wall

DFO: Fly photoshopped a coffee spitter here. For the uninitiated that's the late al-Zarqawi and conservative flamethrower Ann Coulter (Satan's spawn, according to the HBO Left Bank). Now, we rightists might say that al-Zarqawi hit the lottery. I call your attention to an apolitical colleague of mine who said just this morning that she's a fine-looking woman. She's too skinny and smokes too much for me. But, as I've said before, she easier on the eyes than Helen Thomas, Madeline Albright, Janet Reno, and the rest of the Lib-Left chorus line. Then, mebbe it's just me. (The ball is now on the T, ladies and gentlemen.)



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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.