Huckleberries Online

Why He Doesn't Enter Ironman

One hundred twelve miles on a bike’s
more sitting than a hemorrhoid likes
and twenty-six miles on the run
will leave a joint or two undone --
even water’s rather risky
if not mixed with well-aged whiskey.

The Bard of Sherman Avenue

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.




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