1. APhoto Fix: U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas gives Allison H. Eid a hug prior to her being sworn in as chief justice of the Colorado Supreme Court in Denver, Monday. Eid was Thomas’ lead law clerk in 1993 and 1994. (AP Photo/Linda McConnell, Pool)
3. Humor Fix: Here is a very odd story. A woman in Tennessee is now suing a local pharmacy after buying what she thought were birth control patches. They turned out to be nicotine patches. The good news, her new baby is now down to a half a pack a day — Jay Leno.
5. Top of the News Fix: Isaac Hayes quits “South Park” after Scientology spoof here, Medical marijuana champion free here, Judge rules civil union invalid out of state here, Teen shot in fight over Tater Tots here, and “Brokeback” author slams Oscars here.
6. Opinion Fix: James Pinkerton/Newsday (McCain: Juggernaut or Juggernot?), New York Times (The death of Milosevic), Father Thomas Williams/National Review (Wanted: Pro-life Democrats), Cal Thomas/Townhall (The Tom Fox tragedy), and Molly Stark/Townhall (Review: “Shaggy Dog” remake).