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Top Cutlines — 3/16/06

Gonzaga head coach Mark Few waits in a interview holding area Wednesday in Salt Lake City as Adam Morrison is asked questions by the media. You write the cutline. (Brian Plonka/The Spokesman-Review)

Top Cutlines:

1. Knowing Adam’s fondness for Napolean Dynamite, Coach Few reacts as the interview starts to sound strangely familiar:

Interviewer: Hey, Adam, What did you do last summer again?
Adam: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Interviewer: Did you shoot any?
Adam: Yes, like 50 of ‘em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Interviewer: What kind of gun did you use?
Adam: A freakin’ 12-gauge, what do you think? — Apple Sider

2. Hail Mary, Full of grace… — JBelle.

3. Ronny, Ronny, Ronny, wherefore art thou Ronny? — Whatever.

John Austin.

For all of today’s cutline entries, click here.


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