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THURSDAY, MARCH 16, 2006, 5:04 P.M.

Top Cutlines — 3/16/06

Gonzaga head coach Mark Few waits in a interview holding area Wednesday in Salt Lake City as Adam Morrison is asked questions by the media. You write the cutline. (Brian Plonka/The Spokesman-Review)

Top Cutlines:

1. Knowing Adam's fondness for Napolean Dynamite, Coach Few reacts as the interview starts to sound strangely familiar:

Interviewer: Hey, Adam, What did you do last summer again?
Adam: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Interviewer: Did you shoot any?
Adam: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Interviewer: What kind of gun did you use?
Adam: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? -- Apple Sider

2. Hail Mary, Full of grace... -- JBelle.

3. Ronny, Ronny, Ronny, wherefore art thou Ronny? -- Whatever.

John Austin.

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.