Truthseeker: Hayden: Land of the free (Free-wheeling sprawl, free congestion, free miles of vinyl fencing, free crowded schools, free of a small town feel, free of long-term residents, free of unobstructed views, free for the taking ... )
DFO: Congratulations, Truthseeker, this is the best entry to the Name That Hayden Slogan Contest. The good news is that you beat out those references to Richard Butler, neo-Nazis, and Athol South. The bad news is that ... there's no prizes. Alas.