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Mailbag: Beauty Isn't In The Eye Of Flat-Earthers

UBob: Fortunately for the advance of civilization, Eastern and Western, there were leaders with foresight and sensibilities above Spencer's notion that people need not concern themselves beyond their grunting needs for a warm place to defecate and a fresh legbone of an ass to gnaw on. Because of these people who realized that governments and civilizations needed libraries and arts and culture and life was more than a brutish journey to trade seashells for goats, why Spencer and Dang get to type on computers these very days and pine for the days that civilization was about sniffing for pheromones and clubbing potential mates and dragging them home to the cave ...

DFO: I'm not exactly sure what UBob said here but I agree with him 100%.

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.





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