Perryville Elementary School student Natasha Sargent learns how to milk a cow with an artificial udder Tuesday during Adventures in Agriculture Day at the Kentucky School for the Deaf in Danville, Ky. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Advocate-Messenger, Clay Jackson)

Top Cutlines

1. In this file photo, a young Sammy gets a grip on the udder reality of life: that you can get creamed if you don't get weaned from the teat of your past -- John Austin.

2. "I must be careful now, since I already pulled to hard on the back two. Maybe, if I just squeezed a little less, I can get choclate milk. It's worth a try" -- Thomas Beasley.

3. Lo, the Taxpayer who has had two teats ripped out by the Republicans stands stoic as the Democrat Nancy Pelosi takes her turn at milking -- Brent Andrews.

HM: Holly

For the rest of today's cutlines, click here.

---

---