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Milt: Condoms Are Perfect Lib Campaign Buttons

Milt Nelson (re: condoms on Trish's Halloween outfit): These are Liberals perfect campaign buttons -- as they allow for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dorks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

DFO: Both sides of the aisle should appreciate Milt's cleverness here.



Huckleberries Online

D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.