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A farmer milks a cow during a protest to demand higher milk prices outside of Agriculture Ministry building in Lima, Wednesday, April 18, 2007. About 200 farmers participated with some of their cows in a national protest. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Martin Mejia)

Top Cutlines

1. When the farmer offered a Holstein milk bath to the passing Ministry Secretary, the official asked if it was pasteurized. "No", said the farmer, "Just up to your neck" -- John Austin.

2. Having never had a milkshake, Ministry Officials do the Hokey Pokey putting their right foot in and shaking it all about -- Paul Ferguson.

3. "Gosh darn it! I missed the bucket AGAIN!" -- A Token D.

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